Puerto Andratx

Nestled in Mallorca's southwest corner, Puerto Andratx is where wealthy retirees come to slowly expire in luxury, their sun-damaged skin glistening like overcooked prosciutto against gleaming yacht decks. This picturesque harbor town whispers tales of international intrigue and preserved wealth, where the only thing darker than the local espresso is the occasional unspoken financial secret. Paradise isn't dead—it's just catching some rays and waiting for the inheritance to mature.