Puerto Portals

Ah, Puerto Portals - the glittering jewel of Mallorca where the yacht-owning elite come to play, and where your net worth is directly proportional to the length of your boat and inversely proportional to the amount of actual sailing you do. For those not arriving via private jet or mega-yacht, you're welcome to observe this living museum of conspicuous consumption, but try not to make eye contact. The locals might mistake you for staff - or worse, a tourist with less than seven figures in the bank.